“The Day I Stopped Shouting at My Dog…”

Let’s be honest:
You adore your dog.

You’d cross oceans (or puddles) for them.
But when they shred yet another toy into confetti?

Yeah… it stings.

The halo slips.

That calm “good pawrent” voice?
Replaced by a slightly louder one:

“NOT AGAIN! THAT LASTED FIVE MINUTES!”

We’ve all been there.
The guilt.
The mess.
The endless hunt for something that actually lasts.

Enter The Chew Crew Ball — the toy that finally brings peace back to playtime.

The Toy That Saved Relationships (Dog Ones, the most important kind)

“Extremely happy to report that the Chew Crew Ball is still alive and bouncing around… it’s faired the best of any chew toy we’ve ever given Elvis and Bruce.”
— Leanne Bleakley (bulldogs: Elvis & Bruce)

Translation: This “indestructible” legend is real.

“Apart from being a little dirty (which we can just wash off) it’s still just like new after six weeks.”
— Chris Dawson (Kelpie: Cody)

“The tennis ball lasted 13 minutes. The Chew Crew Ball… no destructive joy. It’s still completely intact after more than a month. Incredible effort, team.”
— Nicole (Rottweilers: Rosa & Cerberus)

These aren’t ordinary chew-toy reviews.
They’re redemption stories.

Add Medium Chew Crew Dog Balls to Cart

Why the Medium Chew Crew Ball Is Perfect for Medium Dogs

Got a mid-sized powerhouse? A spirited chewer who thinks every toy is a challenge?

Meet your match — the Medium Chew Crew Ball.

• 💪 Built for Moderate to Strong Chewers – Perfect for breeds like Border Collies, Kelpies, Cattle Dogs, and Bulldogs.
• ⚖️ Just the Right Size – Big enough to stay safe from swallowing, light enough for endless fetch sessions.
• 🌊 Indoor or Outdoor Play – From lounge-room zoomies to beach runs, this ball is made for versatile fun.
• 🦷 Kind on Teeth – Firm yet flexible ETPU material protects enamel and gums while satisfying that chew instinct.

Translation: It’s not just tough — it’s just right for medium dogs.

What Makes It Practically Bulletproof?

ETPU.

Sounds fancy, right?
Here’s the scoop:

It’s a high-tech, eco-friendly material that’s springy like a trampoline and tough like a tyre.

• Compresses under pressure, then bounces back like new.
• Bounces high and true for hours of fun.
• Floats — because good times shouldn’t stop at the shore.

No sharp edges.
No weird smells.
Just durable, dog-safe joy.

The Secret Benefit Nobody Talks About

You’re not just buying a toy.

You’re buying quiet, happy playtime.

The kind where you’re sipping your coffee (or G&T, or beer — no judgement) while your dog happily chews away — and nothing is exploding.

No shouting.
No guilt.
No mess.
No endless toy shopping loop.

Just calm, contented companionship.

Let’s Talk Chew Crew Ball Facts

• ✅ Made from ETPU – The same advanced material used in performance running shoes.
• ✅ Floats & Bounces – Perfect for fetch in any environment.
• ✅ Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic – Safe for your dog, and the planet.
• ✅ Soft on Teeth, Tough on Chewing – Built for daily play, not destruction.
• ✅ Easy to Clean – Quick rinse, wipe, done. (Soap optional for the fancy folks.)

Tested and trusted by breeds with bite — and still standing strong.

So… What Happens If You Don’t Get It?

• You’ll buy another “tough” toy that doesn’t survive the week.
• You’ll shout.
• Your dog will look at you with those eyes… “But I was just playing…”

And then you’ll be back here.

Or…

You can break the cycle now!

One Ball. One Happy Dog. Zero Regrets.

This is your sign.
Add the Medium Chew Crew Ball to your cart.
Buy two if you want to save on shipping — and guarantee backup fun.

Then relax with your drink of choice while your dog does what dogs do best: play, chew, and love you for it.

👉 Get yours now — because life’s too short for weak toys.

ChewProof™ | Tuff Dog Stuff.

Also available in Large size for power chewers.